What the fuck just happened? "it is also the time when all the losers and ugly girls think it's approipriate to join together and play 5 year old GAYmes in the middle of campus"? Whats up dude? Cause I'm pretty sure thats the opposite of what happens. Spring weekend to me is defined by bitches in yellow sun dresses, brolific bro's play cornhole, crushin Buschy Latte's and some Keith. To be honest I'm borderline hammered typin this bad boy up right now. Me, Jimmy Peterson, Slam Sandwich, and Fanny Almonte were just grillin with half the campus. Bitties on bitties. The people are confused! But don't worry all, Gheorge Muresan is here to set the record straight: GET THE FUCK OUTSIDE AND PLAY KANJAM. If your not playin lawn games while the suns out then your not gettin better, end of story.
PS: Girls get all hot and bothered when they see a great cornhole player.
Double PS: Barry Latham loves Beantown and Coronas. We have witnesses.
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