Mallett's In the House

After a huge controversial draft for Bill theres a lotta fans wondering what he was doing. Bellichick had a lot of quesitonable picks but Ryan Mallett was by far the most talked about. He's taken some heat and I don't know why. How can you not like this guy? Hes got hero written all over him. Just an absolute thug. Hes gunna learn behind Brady for atleast 3 years and just pound girls in Boston. Hes got a big time arm taboot. So all you Brady haters out there coming at his long hair, model lifestyle and gay dancing, have no fear because "Big Dick" Malletts here to stay.