I know what you're all thinking right now... "holy shit James where the fuck have you been?". Yeah yeah yeah Wesley has been all over my ass, no homo, for however long its been to write another post and I'll tell you what I told him. Lick my taint I'm not forcing a blog post about bullshit. Guess what though I'm back now and I'm back with amotherfuckinvengeance, yeah that's right making up new words and shit.
Alright so lets get down to the reason while I'm really here. For centuries the question of Who Is the Biggest Bro of All-Time? has been debated by anyone and everyone. If you've ever used the word bro then you've had this debate, fact. Well I'm here with the answer and its plain and simple, clear as crystal, black and white. John Mayer is the one and only answer for about 97.3 trillion reasons only a few of which I have the time to write about.
First of all, have you ever heard the guy play guitar? Dude is probably the single greatest guitarist of all time. Ask anyone the one talent they wish they had and I guarantee other than being able to dunk a basketball the majority of men who listen to music will respond, play the guitar. You don't win 7 Grammies by accident I mean c'mon dude is probably the best singer song writer of the last thirty years as well. Music is perfect for all occasions, you're trying to bro out? oh throw on some Mayer, you're trying to get your dick wet? oh throw on some Mayer. The fact is once he picks up a guitar there is a local flood warning, every girl who sees him sing or play instantly becomes puddle pants. If you're not a fan of his music, fuck you, you're dumb its that simple. However, all his musical talents and successes aside he has gotten his dick wet from some of the hottest women walking the planet. Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Jessica Simpson (when she was a smoke), Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston and Taylor Swift. That's probably one of the single best celebrity smoke lists ever put together by a single human being and hes been inside all of them there is no doubt about it and those are just the notable celebrities he has been with. I mean normal everyday groupies who aren't making movies and what not I'd estimates he has probably slayed like 453 easy. I mean anyway you look at it he's the fuckin man there is no doubt about it. It's like the old saying men want to be him and women want to sit on his face, or something like that
Alright so lets get down to the reason while I'm really here. For centuries the question of Who Is the Biggest Bro of All-Time? has been debated by anyone and everyone. If you've ever used the word bro then you've had this debate, fact. Well I'm here with the answer and its plain and simple, clear as crystal, black and white. John Mayer is the one and only answer for about 97.3 trillion reasons only a few of which I have the time to write about.
First of all, have you ever heard the guy play guitar? Dude is probably the single greatest guitarist of all time. Ask anyone the one talent they wish they had and I guarantee other than being able to dunk a basketball the majority of men who listen to music will respond, play the guitar. You don't win 7 Grammies by accident I mean c'mon dude is probably the best singer song writer of the last thirty years as well. Music is perfect for all occasions, you're trying to bro out? oh throw on some Mayer, you're trying to get your dick wet? oh throw on some Mayer. The fact is once he picks up a guitar there is a local flood warning, every girl who sees him sing or play instantly becomes puddle pants. If you're not a fan of his music, fuck you, you're dumb its that simple. However, all his musical talents and successes aside he has gotten his dick wet from some of the hottest women walking the planet. Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Jessica Simpson (when she was a smoke), Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston and Taylor Swift. That's probably one of the single best celebrity smoke lists ever put together by a single human being and hes been inside all of them there is no doubt about it and those are just the notable celebrities he has been with. I mean normal everyday groupies who aren't making movies and what not I'd estimates he has probably slayed like 453 easy. I mean anyway you look at it he's the fuckin man there is no doubt about it. It's like the old saying men want to be him and women want to sit on his face, or something like that
P.S. How many computers do you think I ruined with that picture up top. I mean any female who looked at it probably got all hot and bothered and went wet all over her computer. Mayer is a walking pussy flood warning, look it up its in the encyclopedia.
P.P.S. Greatest Performance of all time with 2 of the greatest solos of all time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAHeL-W9x9Y
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