There comes a time during the school year when the weather gets warmer, the sun gets brighter, and the girls get hotter. Spring. Weekend. But, as awesome as spring weekend is and how cool it is that it's when all the smuts finally come back to school, it is also the time when all the losers and ugly girls think it's appropriate to join together and play 5 year old GAYmes in the middle of campus. Simply put, if you are outside frolicking in the sun before 4 pm then you are either a member of greek life or a loser, but I guess in both cases you are a loser anyways. Before 4 you should be inside drinking some beers, playing sports video games that are based outside and getting blowjenskis (unless you're a girl, then you should be giving them). And what the hell is this stupid frisbee game I've been seeing for the past week? Literally every time I look out my window some scrubs are throwing the frisbee at a trash can 10 feet away from them... AND MISSING! I could make that shot with my dick and I can barely throw a frisbee. It is by far the lamest thing I have seen all school year, worse then the Bryant News channel and Bryant Albert Einstein. Oh sick dude, let's wear cargo shorts, training shoes with no midcalfs, a band shirt and have a couple 3s watch while we attempt to be cool. Anyways, it's Spring Weekend here at Bro U so consider this weekend our vacation. See you hhhents in a few...
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