So gents and sluts, I was thinking today, how fucking drunk do I or one of my bros have to be to get transported. I thought about it for about 2 seconds and came up with the obvious answer. I'll die of alcohol poisoning before I let myself get taken out in a fucking stretcher and put in the back of an ambulance. Like seriously, thats got to be the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to someone ever, not to mention it cost about 3 bagillion dollars in ambulance fees or whatever. How big of a piece of shit do you feel getting taken out on a stretcher? especially since you know there are gonna be around 8-12 shitheads standing by to see what ass hole couldn't handle their liquor (rightfully so). Therefore, if iam puking jager and blood, stick my head in the toilet and drown me, no way on earth are you getting me in the back of an ambulance. On the other side of the spectrum, how drunk does your bro have to be for you to muster up the courage to call dps and get him transported? Here is where it gets tricky, cause if something really bad ends up happening to the kid, its kinda on you. My opinion still does not change. You could beg and plead to me while your puking your brains out that you want me to call your mommy or get an RA, but you know what? No. Because tomorrow when your sippin some gingerale and munchin saltines your gonna say to me, "bro, why the fuck did you get me transported? i was fine, i just had a little fever" So guess what, the answer is simple, no bro should ever get transported, ever. In the case of a smut, the first sign of them puking, ill press 1 on my speed dial and have dps there in a snap of the finger to take them to the nearest hospital. Unless ofcourse they are conscious, in which you then just take advantage of them.
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