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Thursday, April 21, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: Dustin from the Real World is gay


Huffington Post: "Dustin Zito of "Real World: Las Vegas" is straight. That's no secret. What is, however, is his gay porn past. The 24-year old Louisiana native comes from a rough background, and to escape, he headed to Los Angeles. There, he got involved a website called FratPad, which used streaming video cameras to document attractive young men living together. And often times, do much more than just hang out.It's a secret he's thus far kept from his roommates, and in Wednesday's premiere episode, he even hooked up with a (female) cast member named Heather."


Well everybody. I told you. Its that simple, I fucking told you. If you watched the real world last night you saw the preview for next weeks episode in which Dustin pretty much comes out of the closet. Wait a second, hes not gay? He just did gay porn? Nice try Zito, you almost got me there. Actually on second thought you didn't, because you dont do gay porn and still say your straight because that's not real life. I call it how I see it and I saw a homo, and what do you know? The guy is a homo. To all you jerks who had his back saying "Dude Dustin fucks Heather, he's the man, he's so cool". In. Your. Face. Call him bi-sexual if you want, but ill leave you with this. Half homo, full homo.


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