It seems like every single time a group of bros watches a women college basketball game the question of "yo bro, say I was out there, what would my numbers be." In this group of bros, you got the kid who says "Id put up 40, 26 boards and 15 dimes, easy." Then you have that other kid who says "Well these girls are in really good shape, i dunno, id probably score 8 points and get a few rebounds." Well gents, I am here to put this argument to rest. I'am going to give 3 scenarios, for 3 different types of basketball players. First is James Peterson, kids kind of a stud when it comes to basketball, can shoot lights out, take the ball to the rack, pretty much does it all. not to mention hes about 6'0 which would make him a monster in womens basketball. His line would be 34 points, 16 rebounds and 8 assists. Kid would stick his dick in the hoop like 9 times during the game. Next is myself, not a bad player, can shoot the trey, not the tallest dude on the court but I can play. My line, 22 points 9 boards and 12 dimes (id pretty much be skylar diggins out there). Lastly, is Ham Sandwhich. Ham sandwhich can rebound, and play some D, thats about it. His line in a womens basketball game, 16 points, 27 rebounds, 6 assists, 4 blocks, 5 steals, 10 turnovers. In conclusion, men are supperior to women. In every aspect of athletics. If Danielle Adams can score 30 points in the national championship, so can 80% of the male population.
Wesley Pipes would have 40 points, 1 rebound, 6 turnovers, 7 boob touches, 15 ass grabs, and 3 boners from playing defense on Skylar Diggins
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