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Friday, April 22, 2011

When is it okay drop a huge F-bomb in front of your folks?



Here's the situation: me and Poppa Muresan are currently sharing some brews watching the Celts and Knicks in the playoffs. I'm really trying to enjoy the game, but I find myself not being able to enjoy it as if I were watching it with a couple of my buddies. And the big reason is because one of the great parts of watching a big game with friends is because everybody is getting rowdy and screaming obscenities at that bitch Carmelo. So what I want to know is if this game comes down to the wire and a call doesnt go our way, can I drop a "Mother Fucker!" right in my dad's eyeball and have him understand? I mean were not even talking about the regular season, we talkin about playoffs. And if its not okay how long must I wait? Because you know its going to be a great day when I finally can call the ref a cunt-snatch and have pop be cool with it. One step above graduation day, one step below my first blowjob. I mean is there like a timeline for this stuff. Wheres the green light? I guess I gotta try it tonight and see how it goes. Wish me luck because if this doesn't go the way I plan then I could be looking at a lot less Bulldog Bucks next year.

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