Real World Vegas

(From left to right: Heather, Dustin, Michael, Naomi, Adam, Leroy, Nany)



Myself, Wesley and James have been avid watchers of the new season of Real World on MTV recently. This season takes place in sin city, and if you have not started watching it, you sure as hell should. Definitely one of the more controversial and drama filled seasons in past memories. If you are a serious Real World follower like we are, you know the cast always consists of certain types of people. You always have the black dude, the gay guy, the raging liberal, the ultra conservative catholic, the shithead, and so on...This season is a little different. Without further adieu, the Real World Las Vegas cast (how I see it):

Dustin- Although we have no homo this season, Dustin is as close as its gonna come. Guy admitted on the first episode he was on a website called "4 guys in a frat" or something gay like that. I guess on this website he walked around naked with 3 other guys in a house. In other words, the guy did gay porn. After doing a little research (http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2011/03/dustin-zito-on-fratpad-real-world-star-reveals-gay-porn-past/) Dustin indeed is a closet gay dude...i guess? The reason for this hesitancy is because he hooks up with Heather who ill talk about later. They canoodle every night pretty much, and then we never really find out what really happens. Typical real world. Dustin is one of these guys who goes in saying "don't hook up with your roomates, blah blah blah blah blah" (basically what Ronnie said going into the Jersey Shore, and then 3 seasons later is involved in the most public (and aggravating) relationship in maybe the whole country with Sammi Smutheart) but Dustin obviously backed down from those statements 37 minutes into walking into the house and smelling alcohol. Now he practically has a girlfriend for a roommate. But hes gay....maybe?

Heather- Heather is your prototypical girl next door. Blonde, cute, and a smut. You could tell right away this girl was getting it in when she got to Vegas, and she was gonna get it in a lot. She made it known in the first 40 seconds of the season premiere that she was single and ready to mingle, and also made it known she thought Dustin was good looking. Needless to say, and previously mentioned Heather and Dustin are now hooking up/dating/cuddling/whatever they show on camera. But Dustin is gay.....i think?

Naomi- Naomi is a spanish/black girl, or at least that's what she looks like who fits the bill as that Real World cast member who is on the show, but she really isn't. Sure she lives in the house and occasionally is shown in the episodes, but she never really brings anything to the table. There is always one of these in every season, for example, last season in New Orleans, Ashley(the girl with big lips). But she has graced us with one of the better quotes of the show so far. "I'm from the Bronx, I don't ride buses, I ride boys"....thanks Naomi.


Michael- Not much to say about this cat. Fills the "conservative christian southern guy" cast member pretty well. Kind of the guy who gets none, and uses his religion as his excuse. It seems Michael is always in everyone's ear telling them what the right thing to do is, and it seems like no one ever listens to him. Thank God. But, I do have respect for this dude, he keeps it real, says some funny things, cant complain about him. He butts heads with Dustin a lot which puts a smile on everyone's face and definitely makes me happy. Dustin is used to going toe to toe with other dudes tho, cause hes gay...I think?

Nany- Nany is probably the best looking girl in the cast, so it was a shame for all of us to hear she came to Vegas in the midst of a 6 year relationship. First of all, who is 22 and dates someone for 6 years? that means you went through most of high school, and college with the same girl friend? what? I can respect that if your married, I guess...? But you better get married after losing what are arguably the 4 best years of your life. With that being said, it looks like Nany is going to blow her "6 year relationship" on Adam (the best character of all time). Its tough to get a feel on this girl. One minute you think, "shes got a hardcore boyfriend...of 6 years. she wont go through with anything" next thing you know shes got her hands on Adams dick in the VIP of whatever club they are at that night. Lets hope the relationship with the (current) boyfriend lasts till he gets to visit so him and Adam can fight. That would definitely be the most anticipated hour of television since "The Decision" with LeBron Gaymes.

Leroy- Leroy is the black guy. For the first two episodes Leroy tried to scam all of us into thinking he was the starting outside linebacker for the michigan football team for 4 years. It seemed like every second of the day he was in some different michigan football gear, but unfortunately we find out Leroy did not attend college, and is a garbage man. too bad. Leroy fucks chicks though, so that makes up for his lack of a college degree.

Adam- Adam, Adam oh Adam. Adam Adam Adam. This guy is a legend. American Hero. The one and only New Englander on this seasons cast, and as expected the guy is a total scumbag. And I mean that in the best possible way anyone could ever think of. The guy comes in with this bad boy personality, but tries to be a softy around the girls. Let me tell you this, I am not sure it could of worked any fucking better. He just makes up some story to every girl he meets that he is so shy and likes them so much blah blah blah, and it gets them all wet! I think he had 4 3 somes in the first 2 nights. But what he has his sights set on since the day he walked into the door was Nany. He made it known to all us viewers that when he implemented his plan (explain to her that he was in juvy for a "while" for (this is where the story gets weird) someone shooting someone in the head with his gun?) that Nany was going to run to him and they would be lovey dovey. Well he told her the story, and an episode later she is straddling him in his bed while we watch them go at it in that weird Real World night time camera view. The man is a genius, a legend and a hero. He also gets belligerently drunk, throws up in clubs and then throws bottles around the house and then shows no remorse for his actions the next morning. Guys want to be him, ladies want to do him. HERO


All in all we are 3 or 4 episodes into Real World Vegas and this season has a lot of potential. 6 of the 7 roommates are hooking up and it seems like every single night they are going out and partying. If you have not started watching this season it is not too late, get on it, because you could be missing something special.