Just watched the Lion King last night. It was around 2 in the morning so it wasn't childish. Let me tell you something though, I would watch that movie all day. I had not seen it since I was probably 7 and I'll have you know, it is WAY better when you're 20. Anyways on to the core of this post. I would say that up until about last night, if someone had asked me what kind of animal I would want to be I would've said: a raw filet (of steak obviously). But now I would definitely want to be Mufasa. Not a lion in general, just Mufasa. That dude is one grown ass lion. Mufasa is more of a gent then anyone that shops at Brooks Brothers. He is one bad ass motherfuckin' lion. If Mufasa was a human there is only one person I can think of that he'd be: Donald Trump. The only reason Mufasa dies is because Scar is a piece of shit. Like really, what the hell Scar? Dude's just trying to get back up on the ledge, you didn't need to throw him off. That was just bullshit. The other hilarious thing about the Lion King when watching it now, is that it's pretty damn racist. Scar, the antagonist, is sucha dark lion and the 3 main hyenas (all the hyenas are grimy), two of them sound like they're from the ghetto and the third one is all cracked out. Last, but definitely not least, the music in this movie is unreal! Sir Elton John is one seriously gay dude, but his music gives me one hell of a strictly heterosexual erection, it makes me want to go get some pineapple at Salmo if you know what I mean (read my last post if you don't). I'm outtie.
Get piped tonight gents.
Can You Feel the Love Tonight - Elton John
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