It's Birthday Season!

So as many of you surely know, it's Wesley Pipe's Birthday today. If you havn't already wished him a good one then shame on you. Luckily for him his birthday lands on a big thursday. But here's the real question, what if it didn't? Obviously if your bday is on a thursday, friday, saturday, or sunday then its that weekend your wearing your tiara, getting shitty, and making bad decisions. But what if your bday lands on a monday night? .... a tuesday? or even a wednesday? Whens the big bday weekend? Is it the weekend prior to your birthday or is it the next weekend? What a dilemma. Personally, you look like an assclown either way. Scenario 1 - Celebrating your bday early. Scenario 2 - Celebrating your bday late. What's the point of getting shitty and saying its your birthday if your not turing 20 for another 96 hours? But then isnt celebrating your bday 96 hours late kinda pointlesss too? Hey man im sorry your bday was on a tuesday but no one want to cheer you on when you've been 20 for four days or the classic "hey how old are you now" ... " well i'll be 20 next wednesday" . No one wants to hear that. I've never seen someone 20 and four days get a pj from a 5. So my conclusion is if your bday doesnt land on a weekend, then just go fuck yourself. Seriously just go out to dinner on your tuesday night and when that next weekend rolls around just get a little buzzed and go to bed like everyone else because by that point your no different than the shmucks in 420. - Hammy