Amare calls Gasol Soft

It seems like you can't go a couple of weeks in the NBA without someone coming at Gasols head. Congrats Pau, you got two rings and are an accomplished NBA star. But you know what Pau, welcome to America bro! Welcome to this beautiful country we live in. We don't care your about your credentials because if you look or play a little different then us we are going to ridicule you for it. The brash players in the NBA refuse to accept some euro fruitcake running around on our courts even if he is successful. The fact is you look like a fairy and you flop like a little girl. Get em Amare!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVNxDjTbH8w

The 613 Page Views Post

      To all those people that doubted us: fuck you!  We created this blog pretty much a day ago and already have 613 people drooling over everything we write.  Either we are all ridiculously cool people and everyone looks at the links on our Facebook statuses or we are all ridiculously cool people and everyone looks at the links on our Facebook statuses.  There is a sexy volleyball player that has a blog about her sex life, including how hard she takes it from behind and whether or not she swallows. How many page views do you think she has?... 45! So suck it.  This accolade just proves how much more gentle we are than you.  Watch out bloggers, we're head hunting!

P.S. - Vote on the new poll -->

Update on Wesley's Weekend

So as many of you know it was Wesley's birthday last weekend and he did, in fact, spend almost $200 on alcohol. Really over did it.  Probably drank about $50 of it, including the people he shared with.  In reference to Gheorghe's post, Wesley's quest for birthday pound town showed so much promise at first, but ended up pretty damn unsuccessful.  It's cool though half the battle is planting seeds, and with that $200 dollars Wes will be growing apple and orange trees in no time.  The weekend as a whole was a success, though.  If you didn't get shitty and almost ruin at least 5 friendships then you're just soft as truck.  The fact that Wesley is updating you all on his own weekend status, on Tuesday, pretty much sums it up on its own.  Wes will take getting rusted with a couple of bros and winning $100 in a bracket challenge any day over getting piped. No he won't, but you get the point. It was a very good weekend despite Gheorghe taking some personal shots at him.  Be sure to ask Gheorghe how much of that alcohol he had after his post (NONE! Fucker!)

P.S. - Ask Danny Almonte about his wild weekend

One Shinning Moment

No matter how bad the ncaa tournament ends up being (this year), no matter how shitty your bracket turns out to be (this year), and no matter how terribly awful and impossible to watch the national championship is (this year), there is always one thing you can count on...the One Shining Moment montage. Dave Barret's emotional song that was debued after the famous 1987 national championship where Keith Smart won Indiana a national championship has been transformed into a tradition that always seems to give you goose bumps. Now Luther Vandross kills it like he does everything else. Whether it was Danny and the miracles blubbering in '88 or Mateen Cleaves crying like a baby in 2000, One Shining Moment always knows how to make a grown black man cry. This years version end up being no different.

2011 One Shining Moment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVS3I_tssto

Did Uconn Win?

No. Butler lost. Second straight year the slipper doesn't fit. Just a gross game. Bro University's B League intramural final was slightly more interesting. End of blog.

Campus Tours Are for the Birds

So today is Bro University incoming student open house? I don't know what it is. All I know is that it's a bunch of overachieving egotistical resume building nerds leading kids around campus telling them about all their wonderful college experiences, half of which are bullshit, all of which are G-rated. "This one time I woke up at 7:48 for an 8 o'clock exam! But don't worry I still got there on time! Smiley!" Fuck that shit. I want to hear the good stuff. Just once I wanted a tour guide to be like "See that park bench right there. I've fucked two Spaniards on it." "See that wooded clearing over there? Blunts fo' days." Maybe its not something that the folks want to hear, but once a kid hears that, all he's thinking is here we go.

If I could go back and redo my college decision process, I would go about it a whole new way. Hit up facebook, go to the [College] Class of 2013 group and check out the smokes we're working with. Default pics, profile pics, whatever you can get.

PS - Legit just heard a tour guide say "The campus' favorite event to do is Bingo!" Um....no I would say the favorite campus activity is getting hammered, getting Ronzios and rollin one up.

Does Spending $200 on Booze Get Wes Laid?

So big Wes P. just dropped 200 bills on booze. Birthday weekend shenanigans and whatnot. The big question remains: will this outrageous beverage bill grant Wesley Pipes the ability to lay pipe tonight? Will some innocent freshman female be taken advantage of in the wee hours of the nighttime? I may be doing live look-ins throughout the evening on Wesley's status. Stay tuned folks, this ones gonna be a wild one.